Thursday, July 17, 2008

This Just In - Cheating At The Tour!


That sneaky little bastard. The supreme a-wipe, Riccardo Ricco, gets the boot for EPO. Imagine that. It's also a new, extended release version that is only needed twice a month instead of daily. Super cheating, as far as I'm concerned. It's not even approved for medical use yet! From reports this morning, the peloton is pissed and not riding a much of a pace. I think a blanket party would be in order for the mouthy, self- glossed Cobra. Hope he runs into a mongoose.

2 comments:

Lori said...

Anyone that wears glasses like that MUST be a cheat!!

Boz said...

No doubt. He must be one knuckle head to openly criticize the bunch and then get caught doping.No wonder it's called dope.